escuerzoresucitado:

spector:

My final message to the world

txttletale:

duckdotcom:

dni if you hail from a higher plane and cannot meaningfully express your form in 3 dimensions

floating away sadly with my non euclidean bindle

silvadraconis:

plumslices:

“Saying i love you every minute lessens the meaning” um to YOU….freak.

monsterfactoryfanfic:

thydungeonguy:

In-game tutorials but for tabletop RPGs

“Hint: Slay enemies by rolling the dice!”

Hint: Use LINES AND VEILS to signal to other players that you’re CONSIDERATE and HORNY

slushyseals:

Photo taken by m.aquarium_love
This is Hama-Chan getting all dressed up!
Doesn’t she look cute?
She lives at Kyoto Aquarium in Japan. ( ᵔꈊᵔ )

maxknightley:

from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

• senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
• “customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
• part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

tiltlhat:

TIL, that eating a bowlful of spaghetti straight up filling and tasty Low key

visit-ba-sing-se:

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

berserklrina: